Reproduced here by permission of The Occidental Observer and Professor Kevin MacDonald – a wide-ranging article covering several subjects, including the Peter Simple column that used to grace the pages of the Daily Telegraph most of the time from the 1950s to the end of the twentieth century. In particular it informs us about hogwash from the UK’s Jewish Board of Deputies, the murder of the Dutch-born poet Jacob IsraÃ«l de Haan (an anti-Zionist), and Jewish hypocrisy in demanding the right to exclusivity for Israel and Jews living in gentile nations but “diversity” for everyone else.
None of my best friends are Jewish, but two of my favourite authors are. One of those favourite writers is Larry Auster (1949â€“2013) from New York, who wrote some of the best and clearest analysis of liberalism and the American immigration disaster. Although he often criticized Jews for their central role in both, he also condemned Kevin MacDonaldâ€™s ideas as extremist and unacceptable. At the end of his life, however, he pretty much admitted that MacDonald was right.
â€œRead off the result in prejudonsâ€
The other of those favourite writers of mine is Michael Nathan (1913â€“2006) from the Yorkshire town of Bradford, who wrote the satirical and whimsical â€œPeter Simpleâ€ column in the Daily Telegraph for many years. As he himself often acknowledged, his work owed much to the surreal genius of the Catholic Beachcomber, but he had his own gift for capturing the absurdities of leftism in memorable characters and imagery. One of Simpleâ€™s greatest satirical inventions was first unveiled as early as the 1970s and was used regularly until his death in 2006:
THE Macpherson Reportâ€™s definition of a â€œracist incidentâ€ as â€œany incident perceived to be racist by the victim or any other personâ€ is causing immense trouble and confusion for all concerned. Yet there is a simple answer. As I have pointed out before, the Racial Prejudometer was originally developed by the West Midland firm of Ethnicaids for use by the race relations industry, but is now available to everybody (ask your nearest race relations stockist).
Inexpensive and handy for pocket or handbag, you simply point it at any person (including yourself) you suspect of â€œracismâ€, press the easy-to-find â€œactionâ€ button and read off the result in prejudons, the internationally recognised scientific unit of racial prejudice. (The Peter Simple Column, The Daily Telegraph, 13th April 2001)
It takes a truly gifted writer to say so much in so few words: Simple was satirizing â€œthe race relations industryâ€ (a phrase he also invented), the uncritical adulation of science, the leftist pretence that racism and â€œhateâ€ can be objectively defined and measured, and more besides. But note particularly the phrase â€œinternationally recognised,â€ which Simple knew to be a sure sign of leftist cant and humbug. Nonsense remains nonsense, no matter how widely it is â€œrecognised.â€
Adopt the definition, already!
Peter Simple first pointed that out decades ago, but his satire has never gone out of date. In the 21st century, nonsense is still being promoted on the ground that it is â€œinternationally recognised.â€ Simple must have chuckled to himself in Satiristsâ€™ Heaven when he read this self-important and self-righteous announcement from the Jewish Board of Deputies:
Board of Deputies applauds Kingâ€™s College London for adopting internationally recognised definition of antisemitism
Board of Deputies President Elect Marie van der Zyl has applauded Kingâ€™s College London for adopting the internationally recognised IHRA [International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance] definition of antisemitism.
Marie said: â€œThis is the right move by Kingâ€™s College London. Together with our Jewish communal colleagues we have been in an ongoing dialogue with Professor Byrne to address some of the issues facing Jewish students at his and other London universities. We are pleased that the university has joined the many bodies that have already adopted the definition, including the UK Government, the Scottish and Welsh Governments, the National Union of Students, and hundreds of local councils.
â€œThe IHRA Definition makes it easier for authorities to identify and understand the nature of contemporary antisemitism. If universities are serious about addressing antisemitism and making Jews feel welcome at their institution, they should follow KCLâ€™s example and adopt the definition.â€ (Board of Deputies applauds Kingâ€™s College London for adopting internationally recognised definition of antisemitism, The Board of Deputies website, 30th May 2018)
The phrase â€œinternationally recognisedâ€ is still a sure sign of cant and humbug. And sure enough, the IHRAâ€™s definition of â€œanti-Semitismâ€ is ludicrously vague and elastic:
Antisemitism is a certain perception of Jews, which may be expressed as hatred toward Jews. Rhetorical and physical manifestations of antisemitism are directed toward Jewish or non-Jewish individuals and/or their property, toward Jewish community institutions and religious facilities. (What is Antisemitism?, The Campaign Against Antisemitism)
The definition is plainly designed to end free speech about Jewish misbehaviour and to prevent any challenge to Jewish power. Itâ€™s accompanied by a list of examples of anti-Semitism in action. Here is one of the examples:
Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel, or to the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations. (What is Antisemitism?)
Well, if that is an example of anti-Semitism, itâ€™s clear that Jews themselves are often highly anti-Semitic. For example, here are two posters that recently appeared in New York and London to celebrate a happy event in ultra-Orthodox Jewish life:
One Nation in New York: Agudath Israel celebrates a Talmudic milestone at the MetLife stadium
Note the slogan â€œOne Nation. One Siyum.â€ A siyum is a complete communal reading of the Talmud, the strange, anti-Christian and anti-gentile scripture that is now central to Judaism (and that makes Judaism, in effect, younger than Christianity â€” the Talmud was composed in Palestine and Babylonia centuries after the death of Christ).
Murder of a poet
But what is the â€œOne Nationâ€ that has just completed â€œOne Siyumâ€? Plainly, the nation canâ€™t be the United States or the United Kingdom. Those are two separate countries whose inhabitants have mostly never even heard of the Talmud. And the same slogan is being used in both New York and London. No, â€œOne Nationâ€ obviously refers to ultra-Orthodox Jews living on opposite sides of the Atlantic. They donâ€™t regard themselves as American or British, but as Jewish in both race and religion. The organization behind the Siyum celebrations, in which tens of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jews packed stadiums in New York and London, is called Agudath Israel, which means â€œUnion of Israel,â€ that is, union of the geographically dispersed Jewish people, wherever they happen to be in the world. Agudath Israel was founded in 1912, long before the founding of the physical state of Israel in 1948. At first the organization opposed Zionist attempts to create a literal homeland for the Jewish people, believing that Jews should wait for â€œdivine intervention.â€
Indeed, its opposition was too effective for the liking of some Zionists. In 1924 the militant and often murderous Zionist organization Haganah (the forerunner of the Israel Defense Forces or IDF) assassinated one of Agudath Israelâ€™s most eloquent spokesman, the Dutch-born poet Jacob IsraÃ«l de Haan. Since then Agudath Israel has become â€œnon-Zionist, rather than anti-Zionist,â€ and it has actually spawned an ultra-Orthodox political party in Israel called Agudat Yisrael. The party is small, never winning more than a handful of seats, but Israelâ€™s system of proportional representation has allowed it to tip the balance of power and wield far greater influence than any equivalent parties in America or Britain.
A Jewish supremacist party
And equivalent parties in America or Britain would inevitably be called â€œfar rightâ€ and condemned with labels like â€œracist,â€ â€œsexist,â€ â€œhomophobic,â€ and â€œextremist.â€ Agudat Yisrael would accept all those labels with pride: it is a Jewish supremacist party upholding traditional Jewish values. It does not believe in welcoming non-Jewish refugees into Israel, permitting women to pursue careers outside the home, or celebrating homosexuals and their fascinating microbiological experiments. Agudat Yisrael and similar parties also represent Israelâ€™s political future, thanks to much higher birth-rates among strongly religious Jews than among secular and liberal Jews.
The same discrepancy in birth-rates exists among Jews in America and Britain. Thatâ€™s why Agudath Israel was able to fill stadiums in two major Western cities with enthusiastic young Talmudic scholars. And although it used a blatantly anti-Semitic slogan to promote its Siyum celebration, it didnâ€™t need to worry about being prosecuted for hate. Plainly Agudath Israel is far â€œmore loyal to the priorities of Jews worldwideâ€ than to the nations of America and Britain. Indeed, it isnâ€™t loyal to America or Britain at all. But Agudath Israel is a Jewish organization and Jews can state the truth about Jewish behaviour when it suits them. Goys canâ€™t state the truth or they will be expelled from respectable society.
Inbreeding and ethnocentrism
And why should Agudath Israel be loyal to America or Britain? Its ideology is far more realistic and historically grounded than the race-blind universalism that currently governs the political and cultural mainstream in Western countries. I say â€œcountriesâ€ advisedly, because theyâ€™re not true nations any more. But when Agudath Israel refers to ultra-Orthodox Ashkenazi Jews as â€œOne Nation,â€ itâ€™s using the word with perfect accuracy. â€œNationâ€ ultimately derives from the Latin verb nasci, meaning â€œto be born.â€ Ultra-Orthodox Ashkenazim, whether they live in New York or London, are bonded by blood, language and religion, and therefore form a true nation. Indeed, Ashkenazim are highly inbred by gentile standards and seem to have gone through a genetic bottleneck of around 350 ancestors sometime during the Middle Ages.
This inbreeding has undoubtedly contributed to the ethnocentrism of Ashkenazi Jews, who are bitterly accused of racism and prejudice by Mizrahic and Ethiopian Jews in Israel. But Ashkenazi Jews have cleverly projected their own ethnocentrism and ethnic nepotism onto White gentiles as part of the culture of critique. For example, in Britain the Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) is headed by two ethnocentric Jews: the lawyer Rebecca Hilsenrath and the homosexual-rights activist David Isaacs. Ms Hilsenrath has told the Jewish Chronicle that her well-paid role of hunting down White racism and xenophobia constitutes â€œthe best job in the world.â€
The Fine Line
The academic Sarah Fine is another Jewish woman who surely derives great satisfaction from her well-paid job attacking the White British. As the new decade began, the Jewish Chronicle was delighted with Fineâ€™s answer to the vexed question of â€œWho decides who is British?â€ Itâ€™s certainly not the White British, whose racism, xenophobia and â€œlazy assumptionsâ€ make them entirely unfit for such important decisions. Instead, itâ€™s Jews guided by the sacred Jewish value of â€œWelcoming the Strangerâ€:
Jewniversity: Sarah Fine
Who decides who is British? In the latest in David Edmondsâ€™ series on Jewish academics he meets an academic whose focus is national identity
I usually ask the subjects of this column â€“ â€œis there any link between your academic area and your ethnicity and cultural background?â€. â€œNoâ€, is the occasional curt response.
But Sarah Fineâ€™s work focuses on issues of national identity, discrimination, immigration and minority rights. So, in her case, the connection with her Jewish upbringing is obvious.
Almost everyone reading this column will have parents, grandparents or great grandparents who arrived in this country from elsewhere. Had they not moved country, you, dear reader, would not exist. But would it have been within Britainâ€™s right to deny your ancestors entry? Would it have been acceptable to turn grandfather Sholem away?
To most people, that might seem a silly question. The Brexit vote revealed how strongly many Brits feel about this. Of course, a state should be allowed to set immigration controls, to determine the criteria for entry, to police borders. Thatâ€™s a fundamental right of every state. Surely?
Dr Fine, who teaches at Kingâ€™s College London, wants to interrogate this lazy assumption.
On what grounds does the state claim this exclusionary right? Various arguments are offered. One is that the state has the right to defend itself â€” indeed, providing security is the stateâ€™s most basic function. Well, fair enough. That might give it a reason to exclude outsiders who are convicted murderers or ISIS fighters. But grandfather Sholem posed no danger to individuals or to the state.
But the state has always claimed the right to control its borders â€” doesnâ€™t that, in and of itself, demonstrate its exclusionary right? Not really. Some states in the past (and a few still today) claimed the right to deny exit (think of the USSR) â€” can we really be confident that the denial of entry is morally superior to the denial of exit?
But we live in a democracy, and surely in a democracy the people get to decide on the rules: and the majority of people donâ€™t want uncontrolled immigration. Well, what is a democracy and who are the people? Presumably, a democracy is a form of government in which autonomous agents like you and me get a say in laws that shape our lives. In the early 20th century, it was impossible to resist the argument that women should have the vote because women were affected by laws passed by parliament. But, in that case, is it so obvious that the voice of grandfather Sholem should be ignored? Whether he was granted entry to Britain was hugely important to him.
Hereâ€™s another argument. Should we not regard the state as just like a larger version of a golf club? And donâ€™t we think that itâ€™s fine for a golf club to exclude members? Up to a point. Many golf clubs excluded Jews until around the 1960s, and that doesnâ€™t seem totally OK. In any case, states are not voluntary associations, and the stakes are far higher.
Letâ€™s try a final tack. We need to control our borders to protect our culture, our way of life. Yet even if we grant thereâ€™s something in this, we should tread carefully. What is â€œourâ€ way of life? Is the British way of life Christian? Can it include the way of life of minorities? Is it immutable, or can it evolve? And is protecting a way of life so important that it trumps grandfather Sholemâ€™s desire to move here?
Sarah Fine has distant roots in Poland and Lithuania, but three of her grandparents were born in the north of England. Her parents both grew up in the tight-knit Jewish community in Sunderland. Most Sunderland Jews departed by the 1970s, and Dr Fineâ€™s parents â€” the first in the family to attend university â€” settled in North London. It was a religious home, with a kosher kitchen. She attended the Sinai Jewish Primary School in Kenton.
She found aspects of religion difficult to reconcile with other beliefs and now describes herself as culturally Jewish rather than religious â€” but she wants to pass on some Jewish learning to her kids. As for her academic work, Sarah Fine says itâ€™s partially inspired by a Torah portion she read during a womenâ€™s service when she was a teenager: â€œAnd you shall not oppress the stranger, for you know the soul of the strangers, for you were strangers in the land of Egyptâ€. (Who decides who is British?, The Jewish Chronicle, 3rd January 2020 / 6th Tevel 5780)
There you go: itâ€™s grandfather Sholem and his descendants who get to decide who is British â€” and who is American, German, French, Swedish, Australian and so on. Grandfather Sholem might have been a highly superstitious and goyophobic Yiddish-speaker in Eastern Europe with no connections to any Western nation, but his â€œvoteâ€ outweighed any vote cast by the White citizens of any Christian nation to which he wished to emigrate. After all, â€œ[w]hether he was granted entry â€¦ was hugely important to him.â€
And welcoming the stranger is, according to Sarah Fine, a core Jewish value drawn from the Torah, or Jewish Bible. It isnâ€™t, of course, because Israel trashes the Torah by sealing its borders with high-tech fences and refusing to accept any of the non-Jewish refugees that abound in the Middle East. Israel has very strict laws on citizenship, which deny citizenship to Arabs expelled during the formation of Israel, although their ancestors had lived in that region for millennia. No, Israel is a Jewish nation and Jews are determined it will remain that way. Britain was a White Christian nation and Jews were equally determined that it should not remain that way.
The core of mendacity
Meanwhile, Jews in America, Germany, France, Sweden and Australia were busy dismantling the national identity of millions of other goyim. The anti-White lies and propaganda began early in America, which Jews proclaimed to be a â€œnation of immigrantsâ€ and a â€œmelting potâ€ for all creeds and colors. The same lies and propaganda arrived much later in Ireland, but are now doing sterling work in dismantling Irish identity and justifying mass immigration from the Third World. As we saw above, Britain has the Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) to enforce Jewish ideology. Ireland has an organization with a nearly identical name: the Irish Human Rights and Equality Commission (IHREC). There are no obvious Jews among its commissars, but there are plenty of lawyers and also two Black Congolese diversicrats: FidÃ¨le Mutwarasibo, who has â€œa PhD in Sociology,â€ and Salome Mbugua, who has â€œa Masterâ€™s degree in Equality Studies.â€ And so Jewish ideology is certainly at work in the IHREC. Thatâ€™s why it is busy issuing ludicrous propaganda posters like this:
The poster, which features the Black IHREC commissar Salome Mbugua, makes an utterly ludicrous claim: â€œDiversity is at the core of what it means to be Irish.â€ You might as well say that â€œDisunity is at the core of what it means to be unitedâ€ or â€œBlackness is at the core of what it means to be White.â€ And that is what the anti-Irish IHREC are saying: that anyone of any race from anywhere on Earth can be Irish. If that were true, being Irish would have no meaning except residence on Irish soil. It isnâ€™t true, however. Itâ€™s a lie derived from the anti-White Jewish ideology of universalism, which seeks to dissolve all White bonds of identity and swamp White nations in a tide of non-White immigration from the corrupt, tribalist and highly illiberal Third World.
Unity for Jews, atomization for Whites
Jewish ideology has a simple underlying message: â€œJews can, goys canâ€™t.â€ Jews like Agudath Israel â€“ meaning â€œUnion of Israel,â€ remember â€“ can celebrate Jewish unity and nationhood across vast geographic boundaries. Goys like the White Irish cannot form a nation of their own even within the shores of their isolated north Atlantic island, where the genetic, cultural and linguistic roots of Irishness go deep into prehistory.
And guess who opened the immigration floodgates in Ireland both for Black shysters like FidÃ¨le Mutwarasibo and for Black criminals and welfare-eaters. It was the aptly named Jewish minister Alan Shatter, who was hailed by the Jewish Chronicle as â€œOur Man in the DÃ¡ilâ€ (Irish government). Back across the Irish Sea, the Jewish minister Barbara Roche opened the immigration floodgates under the traitorous Tony Blair. The patterns of anti-White Jewish behaviour are very obvious, but the IHRAâ€™s â€œdefinition of anti-Semitismâ€ is designed to make them impossible to describe and analyse. Jews can have a nation of their own, goys canâ€™t. What could be simpler than that?